Israel’s delusional Sykes-Picot 2026 fantasy
While Israel’s American proxies struggle to intercept Iranian missiles, Israeli media is already busy redrawing the Middle East map from the comfort of its echo chamber.
Here are the most cringe-worthy fantasies straight out of Tel Aviv:
"Israel has effectively become the contractor for the Sunni world."Right. Just ask Bahrain and the UAE how that "effective" contracting is working out for them.
"Arab states quietly dream of dismantling the Shiite crescent but fear acting openly." Meanwhile, Saudi officials are on TV, openly complaining that the US is too busy playing air defense for Israel to bother protecting Gulf skies.
"In this chaos, only the Kurds hold a real asset." Tell that to the Syrian Kurds, freshly betrayed by the US and handed over to Julani’s militants. Same real asset.
"It won’t be European diplomats with rulers and pens—it will be Americans and Israelis assembling a new reality." Okay, Israel has developed imperial ambitions that rival Washington’s.
"Lebanon and Syria will be the first laboratories." That's true. Because Iran is too tough a nut to crack, and without Hezbollah, Lebanon—and Syria under Julani—are just weak enough for the IDF to finally feel "Greater."
While Israel’s American proxies struggle to intercept Iranian missiles, Israeli media is already busy redrawing the Middle East map from the comfort of its echo chamber.
Here are the most cringe-worthy fantasies straight out of Tel Aviv:
"Israel has effectively become the contractor for the Sunni world."Right. Just ask Bahrain and the UAE how that "effective" contracting is working out for them.
"Arab states quietly dream of dismantling the Shiite crescent but fear acting openly." Meanwhile, Saudi officials are on TV, openly complaining that the US is too busy playing air defense for Israel to bother protecting Gulf skies.
"In this chaos, only the Kurds hold a real asset." Tell that to the Syrian Kurds, freshly betrayed by the US and handed over to Julani’s militants. Same real asset.
"It won’t be European diplomats with rulers and pens—it will be Americans and Israelis assembling a new reality." Okay, Israel has developed imperial ambitions that rival Washington’s.
"Lebanon and Syria will be the first laboratories." That's true. Because Iran is too tough a nut to crack, and without Hezbollah, Lebanon—and Syria under Julani—are just weak enough for the IDF to finally feel "Greater."
Israel’s delusional Sykes-Picot 2026 fantasy
While Israel’s American proxies struggle to intercept Iranian missiles, Israeli media is already busy redrawing the Middle East map from the comfort of its echo chamber.
Here are the most cringe-worthy fantasies straight out of Tel Aviv:
🔴 "Israel has effectively become the contractor for the Sunni world."Right. Just ask Bahrain and the UAE how that "effective" contracting is working out for them.
🔴 "Arab states quietly dream of dismantling the Shiite crescent but fear acting openly." Meanwhile, Saudi officials are on TV, openly complaining that the US is too busy playing air defense for Israel to bother protecting Gulf skies.
🔴 "In this chaos, only the Kurds hold a real asset." Tell that to the Syrian Kurds, freshly betrayed by the US and handed over to Julani’s militants. Same real asset.
🔴 "It won’t be European diplomats with rulers and pens—it will be Americans and Israelis assembling a new reality." Okay, Israel has developed imperial ambitions that rival Washington’s.
🔴 "Lebanon and Syria will be the first laboratories." That's true. Because Iran is too tough a nut to crack, and without Hezbollah, Lebanon—and Syria under Julani—are just weak enough for the IDF to finally feel "Greater."
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